Misdemeanors

2004-11-13 06:22:52

Misdemeanors


Another friday night wasted.

Well, almost wasted. Thankfully not, to my quick action.

I suppose it all started when Don and I were sitting in his
room and watching my favorite show. This
ad came on saying that one of my favorite comedians was coming to
the Fox in January. I said, "oh my gosh, we have to
go." "I don't have the money," was all my boyfriend could
roll over and say.

Which is a total lie, cuz if Raw
WWE was in town, you would never see anyone whip out a
check book so fast.

What gets me is that I know Mr. Wonderful will be taking
Danielle. That is why he is, in fact, Mr. Wonderful. (not
really. I call him that because awhile back, Danielle
wrote a really lame poem about him called "Wonderful")

So it was like 9:30, and we were just laying around being
board. I decided that I had had enough and faked being
sick so I could go home.

But of course I didn't go home! I flew over to Jessi's, my
partner in crime. She had just got back from a banquet so she was pretty tired. There wasn't much to
do so we just knocked over a few liquor stores.

Not really, of coarse. But we did brake into her
neighbor's back yard and lounge in his hot tub. But it's
okay, if he saw us in his hot tub, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

I do have a swollen knee from going over the fence in
nothing but a bikini. I hope the swelling goes down before
I have to dance on it tomorrow.



*****flash forward*****

yeah, in the country there's not too much girls can do for fun. I spent a lot of my childhood in the woods.