Blond Migraine Part II

Where was I? oh, yes.

I ditched my partner in crime because she keeps trying to
hook me up with this guy that a) I want nothing to do with
and b) I already have a boyfriend.

So thursday when Don woke me up, I was in excrutiating
pain. Anyone who has had a migraine knows. He got me an
ice pack and wet rag as any good boyfriend should. But he
probably made a mistake when he called our friend Steve to
bring me my medicine.

fifteen minutes later he barged in the bathroom(which I
was puking in) flipped on the light and said, I thought
you might need this. I turned around to look at him and
ask him in God's name who he thought he was to disturb me,
but when I did he was mooning me! Which made me gag up a
gut.

I took some meds and layed down for a while while the boys
played Smackdown vs. Raw. Within an hour I got up an
announced that I was feeling better. (I usually do after a wrenching fest.)

Don had just gotten paid that day, so we had to go get my
hair done. It's not something I really wanted to do...
But he has been begging me to go blond for like ever, so
when he offered to pay, I decided to try it.

BIG MISTAKE!
I look awful. I went in there with a the cover of the DVD
Girl next door, cuz I kinda look like her anyway. I came
out looking like Rose McGowen. EEWWW. I'm telling
everyone that I lost a bet. People say that it doesn't
look that bad, but I miss my normal brown hair.

At least Don likes it.


*****flash forward****


A lot of people wonder why I have this crude streak in my personality. Well this is why - I spent the better part of my misspent youth hanging out with boys. Crude, beltching, reckless, disgusting boys! I even lived with one for a year - strictly platonic.

I still had my girlfriends, but boys were just easier to relate to, I guess. Boys don't care what you look like, as long as you accept them for who they are and like video games.